It is...
Sean Bean as Sharpe. Yes, specifically as Sharpe. I will trick him, fight him, yet it shall all be settled on King George's good name, perhaps how it can only end, one way or another, 'o'er the hills and far away'.
Punishments; as previously stated.
TheWitcher - that Henry Cavill (apparently a very nice chap out of role)
Punishements:bound on the floor to shape of the pentagram; no jollies just rituals.
Now it's getting serious at number 5:
It's another tie breaker, double whammy:
Alan Shearer and Ian Wright back from MOTD days...they were so smug and I can't help wondering if I should include Gary Linekar?
Punishments: Get their partners round first for ladies afternoon in - those three get to powerwash my back garden, hedge trimming etc.,
Jack O'Connell, a young whippersnapper, in at number 6, a fairly new entry. Personally I blame that series SAS Heroes- what a hardnut is he?! He seems so angry. As for Lady Chatterley's Lover... well.
Punishment: tell him that he is thoroughly shocking in his roles and he must be curtailed. 'you will behave and do, as, you, are, told.
Nothing more.
Firstly, I must admit that it wasn't until the recent world cup that Roy Keane featured, at least not on his own, but now I have decided that he needs special treatment. As a grumpy, fairly silent Irishman anyway, I thought he outdid himself this world cup.
Punishment: We sit and stare at our pints for some time. Then lets talk Irish and English history and oppression, colonialism and Irelands role in it all and maybe you will be punished by my Ian Paisley impressions;even though you're from Cork. It is true, I was obsessed by him once purely as I had a devoted NI subbie. Let's have a proper row then agree to disagree
It was all Wesley as Blade before Alexander stuck his viking oar in as Erik.
Punishment: They zoom down and then I have to expose my 3rd nipple; a big fantasical fight ensues and they submit and retreat; I dominated, for that battle but they will return so I must devise, plot and be ready.
In at Number 9. It is Clint Eastwood, in his heyday of coursee, as a cowboy most likely from one of the trilogies, trying to take me in a barn; yet wait, Cowboy! there is a fight but he is overpowered.
In my Fantasy Domme fantasy, nothing is decided here except, he is strung down and taken or he is strung down and his things are taken and then I just admire him, as a vision, as a fetish.
After many years being probably the truest but worst Domme ever, I am leaving, actually I have left; I have just about enough, I am cleaning up, with my fantasy top ten Domme list: Apologies to any wives & girlfriends but my fantasy Domme list is of males from the public eye - ones I have been exposed to that I consider need a good seeing to, as I see fit.
10: the Gallagher brothers: Why; I like hard men, in my fantasy list anyway; I also like their seminal works but there are two real reasons I'd like to teach them both a lesson: 1. They're from Manchester, 2. Noel once looked at me whilst I was wondering which fish to buy at the fresh fish counter in Waitrose some years ago.
Punishment: Get them over together; order a Chinese in (they've both brought a nice red) and then we play Scrabble or if not possible a card game or I get my quiz book Who Wants To Be A Millinaire' out, definitely talk politics, then later in the evening show and tell music vids on youtube - electric piano, tambourine and spoons available, Chas and Dave...then a bit of the Prodigy where we just watch 'where's Keith'...carriages for Liam & Noel? Maybe I need to rethink this but I'm fairly happy thus far.
